Everything you didn’t know about your favorite animals!
Ohhhhhh I get it. It’s funny because it’s … wait, I don’t get it.
Reads The Non-Review.
Like school in the summer – no class!
Favorite joke is: ‘what did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?’ ‘Make me one with everything.’
Call the cops – we got a reallllll joker on our hands.
Rushes to the sexual stuff. Will you ever learn?
Got fourth place in a Leslie Neilson look-alike contest.
Don’t ask, but honestly, don’t have to. If you catch my drift.
They’re like one of those drug commercials. Everything seems great, but really there’s a huge list of possible downsides.
Fresh to death.
Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
Honorable to a fault. I’m not sure what that means. But it applies here.
Music starts when they look in your eyes … but then they notice your poor hygiene.
What a silly goose!
Cutie with a bootie.