The garden, hard at work growing approximately two meals worth of food!
Train. Wildflowers. Excuse to stop my jog and take a picture? Yep to all three.
Finally got to use an awesome wedding gift – the grill! My first foray into grilling was a delicious success.
This very tiny little fella managed to get trapped in the window well about 3 times in one week. Thankfully my wife checks religiously for needed rescues.
Flowers have veins? Who knew.
A trip to the flea market inevitably brings boredom, delight, amusement, and occasionally fear. Who are these people that own so many framed clown prints? Why?
Things I Regret Not Buying
Something I now WON’T overhear at the office? “Hey did you see the new guy has a Burger King toy? I told you he has potential.” Opportunity missed.
Things I Do NOT Regret Not Buying
I don’t need a guide to cooking food I don’t want to eat.
Hey darling! Remember when you said you wanted to have more unsettling, unnerving dreams? I found the PERFECT thing for our bedroom!
Rejected (barely) Trump slogan.
You can’t tell but the clown is blocking the letters ‘O’, ‘R’, ‘T.’ Look into that bear’s eyes and tell me he’s not afraid.
DumbFunnery 
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on May 27, 2016