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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (1/31/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I wonder how many artists who ended up being revolutionary brought early works to their mom or dad, who weren’t revolutionary artist types, and the mom or dad responded with an, “ohhh! … boy! … that’s … yeah! Neat!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (1/24/18)

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The text of the postcard is (you may want to check out the postcard for some context)

Dear Ellen,

Here’s how I picture this going:

Male moose: “Knock-knock!”

Female moose: *Slowly shifts gaze*

Male moose: “Long time no talk! What’s it been, a year?”

Female moose: “Uh huh.”

Male moose: “So uh … how you been?”

Female moose: *rolls eyes*

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (1/17/18)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Did you know that 90% of children from Holland are happy?

The other 10% are those riding in the barrels. And they are very not happy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?