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Attn: Ellen (11/18/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Rhinoceroses are like nature’s way of saying, “in case you were curious, here’s what saggy armor looks like.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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