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Attn: Ellen (3/6/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres castle

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Could you settle a debate I’m having with myself? Part of me thinks if I owned a castle naming that castle Storm would be cool. “What’s your castle’s name?,” someone on the brink of hilarity would ask, “Storm the Castle?,” I’d yell in gleeful answer.

The other part of me thinks this is one of the dumber thoughts I’ve had.

Get back to me on this when you can, please!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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