The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

I tell you – I’ve never had a roommate who I’ve had so much drama with.

The undead, who knew?

Earlier the Zombie did something – I’m not going to repeat it because I found it offensive – but I’ll tell you it was racist against Hispanics. And possibly sexist. But the racism so outweighed the sexism that it didn’t even occur to me until later.

But here’s the catch – what if the Zombie is Hispanic himself? Then is it acceptable? I mean, it was still bad, and it was sincere and he knew it was unacceptable. But you’re allowed to self-hate.

I’m really curious about finding out if the Zombie’s Hispanic, but the only ways I could think to test were, frankly, racist.

I put on some of the crappy Mexican polka that God knows why people enjoy, and he didn’t seem to enjoy it or hate it. So, neutral.

I put out a newsboy cap, a baseball hat, a do rag and a sombrero and said pick one – and he picked up the remote and turned up the volume (I get the hint, Zombie).

He’s so unresponsive, but I’m so curious now!

Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (6/9/10)" (3)

  1. I can tell you how but it involves him eating brains and you finding people willing to have their brains eaten.

  2. good stuff, I like the site

    Mike Boozer,

  3. haha i want to give you a bunch of suggestions on how to find out if he’s hispanic, but they definitely would all be considered racist, especially from me because i’m a super white chick.
    good luck man

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