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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
In light of it being the baseball postseason I will tell you an interesting baseball fact:
Between innings 2 – 8 I think about what it’d be like if I was a super hero, or maybe just in really good shape without having to ever work out.
The interesting fact is that 74% of baseball players are thinking the same things.
About me.
Creepy, I know.
Weirdly,
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DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (10/14/10)" (2)
I think is your best card so far. I will never look at baseball the same way. Course I don’t really watch baseball, but now if I do it’ll always have me wondering which of them are in that 74%.
Haha think you sir.
Here’s a not easy way to tell the 74% – 40% are the baseball players who love the movie ‘Mystic Pizza’ and then the other 34% are guys who have at one time in their lives been sucker punched.
This reply makes no sense.