The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

The internet is great. It’s sometimes frustrating for me, as someone who hopes to get published, to find a fantastic website because, frankly, things would be much easier if that wasn’t the case. But, while frustrating, I’m happy that there are great things online – and one of these is The Non-Review.

The Internet is Full of Awesome: The Non-Review

1) Based on your personality, if you were an animal, what animal would you be? (This is not what animal you would WANT to be.)

I gotta go with a hedgehog. I prefer  the night, I can get along with just about anyone, and if I feel frightened I roll into a ball.

[Click the pic to get the joke, click the link above to view the article the pic is from.]

2) Everyone else has a super power but you – What super power does everyone else have?*

This is funny to me on a whole different level. I once wrote a book (that I’ve never tried to get published) with a similar theme.

I would have to say everyone else would be able to read each other’s thoughts and I would be left in a muted world.

3) Why do you blog?

For the fame and glory, doi. Ha ha. I went through a two year period where I stopped writing, feeling that I didn’t have enough talent. I thought blogging would be a good way to shake off some rust. Now I’ve just come to enjoy entertaining (or attempting to). If I can do that I’m a happy blogger. I’ve also made a lot of good friends in the process, which is really cool.

4) If you could bring any ONE item back from any movie – what would the item be and from what movie?*

That’s an awesome question. I’m quite greedy so I’m going to stretch the question to the limits and say Robby the robot from Forbidden Planet. He’ll provide me with everything I need from thereon.

5) What is your proudest blog-related moment?

Having Harry Harrison, one of my heroes write a review for my site. Normally the whole celebrity thing does nothing for me but my inner geek couldn’t be contained on that one.

6) What opposite-sex-of-you celebrity would you want to play you in the movie-version of your life?

Dawn French, though she is a little old for the role.

7) Please provide a question for the next blogger interviewed?

If time is moving forward, but everyone keeps looking back, does that mean the future is really just the past?

 

*My work buddy L came up with these awesome questions. Though he doesn’t know this blog exists.

Big thanks to The Non-Review for answering the questions – be sure to check out his very clever, funny blog here.

And look for another interview next (month? I don’t know) with CorruptCamel.com!

Comments on: "The Internet is Full of Awesome: The Non-Review" (14)

  1. That was really good Tim…
    About 10 years ago a hedgehog committed suicide by running in front of my car while I was doing about 50 mph. I thought it’s actions were totally unfair and cruel. I’ve never totally recovered…

  2. DumbFunnery said:

    Thanks for all the comments everyone – and TS for doing this.

    Come back (sometime?) when CorruptCamel will be ‘interviewed’!!

  3. Love the hedgehog idea! I actually had a pet hedgehog once. Her name was Mrs. Prickles. I kid you not. The only thing that bugged me about her was the crunching noises she’d make when she chowed down on mealworms. UGH.

    Loved the interview!

  4. Great question TS, very deep

  5. Great questions and answers. Sonic looks different than I remember him.

  6. Awesome questions and answers. I think Sonic has change since I have seen him last.

  7. That is an awesome question for the next blogger. Continuously impressed by you, TS Hendrik!!

  8. Great interview with my favorite blogger.
    My head hurts from his final answer/question.
    xoRobyn

  9. Georgina Dollface said:

    I love your answer to number three. You ARE very entertaining and I’m glad you found a cool community to laugh along with you. I never miss the 7-word Reviews. I’ve also met some other funny bloggers thanks to you.
    Great interview. Pleased to meet DumbFunnery too. – G

  10. TS is one of the good ones and does posts unlike anyone else out there. This is a unique and deeply disturbed mind. Thankfully he uses his powers for good. I happily call him friend. He just raises the level for all of us who like to blog. I appreciate how he lets everyone get in on the joke or the discussion. His comments section is almost as great as the posts that inspire replies.

    • DumbFunnery said:

      Definitely agreed. He’s got an awesome group of fans who are pretty sharp (though I’m a bit biased).

  11. TS Hendrik rules! He is a blogger extraordinaire. Never miss a post!! Very impressed to learn that Harry Harrison tidbit. Great Q&A. Though I’m surprised the shrunken heads didn’t have anything to say. 🙂

  12. This is great! I can’t wait to throw my two cents in and answer the same questions. Cheers to the both of you.

  13. Thanks again Brad. It was a lot of fun.

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