The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/10/10)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

As an FYI, the postcard is from some hip shop in downtown Houston.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

What do you think is the worst pick-up line ever used on me?


No one has ever used a pick-up line on me.

(Hint, Hint!)


Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (11/10/10)" (5)

  1. This is great!

    It’s a misnomer that donuts are unhealthy. They’re full of candied delicious and powdered awesomeness and part of a complete breakfast.

    Cereal is for pansies. Just ask the Donut Queen.

  2. Shouldn’t the donut queen weigh more?

    • DumbFunnery said:

      She looks like she has pretty built arms. Maybe back in the day (say, 1948) she used to punch holes into doughnuts. She probably punched holes at the highest rate – thus earning the donut queen title.

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