Why do hockey fights start? It’s a rough game and those guys know it going in. But sometimes they can’t hold back – they can’t help but throw off the gloves and knock some teeth out (if available to be knocked out).
But always there’s the tipping point – from, “aw well coach said don’t get in a fight,” to “let’s do this.”
Hockey Fight Tipping Points!
“Mud-blood.”
“I heard taxation without representation was YOUR fault!!”
“Bruce Willis is dead the whole movie!”
“If a biopic is a biographical film wouldn’t it make sense for a myopic to be an autobiographical film?”
“STOP TALKING! … Don’t you know I hate knock-knock jokes!?!”
DumbFunnery 
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Instead of shootouts at the end of a tie game, they sould let them joust using their sticks…
That would be AWESOME. Just having the word joust would increase ticket sales 5-fold.
well if u must know the adrenaline is flowing pretty hard in a hockey game ( more than most sports which i have experienced first hand) and once a fight starts its hard to stop because you are not thinking strait.
hey I’m not complaining about the fights – I’m just cracking dumb jokes (the way of the scrawny nerd)
Fantastic! I always imagined that when they were yelling at each other, it was over a disagreement in recipe ingredients.
“No no, it’s two cups of sugar, not three!”
If there’s one thing hockey players CAN agree on its recipes.
Ovechkin: “One pinch of salt … one pinch of Sid the Kid!”
Crosby: “Awww.”
(The ‘rivalry’ between these two is all a farce – just watch the cooking channel and you’ll see.)