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Posts tagged ‘knock-knock joke’

Attn: Ellen (11/20/13)

Front

Ellen146a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen146b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Knock knock.

(Who’s there?)

The investigative reporter asks …

(The investigative reporter asks who?)

No! The investigative reporter asks who, what, where, when, why and how.

The koala found it funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Attn: Ellen (6/5/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres bear

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Recently I wrote a knock-knock joke … So far everyone I have told the joke to says it stinks. I figure it’s past due:

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Bananas foster.
Bananas foster who?
Bananas foster their hopes and dreams …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

De Jour of the Week (11/30/10)

Why do hockey fights start? It’s a rough game and those guys know it going in. But sometimes they can’t hold back – they can’t help but throw off the gloves and knock some teeth out (if available to be knocked out).

But always there’s the tipping point – from, “aw well coach said don’t get in a fight,” to “let’s do this.”

Hockey Fight Tipping Points!

“Mud-blood.”

 

“I heard taxation without representation was YOUR fault!!”

 

“Bruce Willis is dead the whole movie!”

 

“If a biopic is a biographical film wouldn’t it make sense for a myopic to be an autobiographical film?”

 

“STOP TALKING! … Don’t you know I hate knock-knock jokes!?!”

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