The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Idea

Problem:

There are lots of retired folks who are probably making next to nothing, and they have too much free time.

Problem:

Many guys (probably girls too) don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Solution:

One day a month, an unannounced day, a little old lady will sit in the woman’s bathroom and a little old man in the men’s. When someone tries to leave the little old lady or man will SHOOT the dirty person with a paintball gun.

Thus, the dirty folks are known throughout the world.

Final Result:

You know who not to touch. Also, I giggle.

Secondary Final Result:

I get made fun of for being a 26-year old man giggling in the corner of a bathroom.

Comments on: "Idea" (6)

  1. brilliant. please send one to my office ASAP.

  2. You gotta be careful with those paintball guns. you’ll take your eye out…

  3. Question: How would this solve using the bathroom and not washing your hands while on a paintball gun course? Shall we just assume all paintball players are dirty? Cause I’m okay with that too.

  4. You just solved 2 problems in a matter of seconds…although I predict a vast increase in the number of assaults on the elderly.

    • DumbFunnery said:

      Only the toughest old-folk will be selected … Here’s looking at you Bea Arthur/CorruptCamel.

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