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Here’s an idea for 2018. Please pass it on. When you’re in person with someone, in 2018, don’t be an a-hole. Online? Go nuts! Be an absolute terror.
Right now … online is mostly jerks, and in person is a grab bag but often unpleasant.
2018 would be a small step in the right direction, plus you’d know what you’re in for.
Why am I doing this?
Tandem bike, but with no partner. Still too subtle? Try putting a sign on the other seat that says, “this seat open.”
Any costume at all, but stare far too long at any woman (or man) that walks by.
Get a piece of poster board and go as “Facebook.” Display your relationship status as SINGLE. Still too subtle? Have a bunch of wall postings that no one has liked, except other clearly single friends.
Any costume where your cat is dressed up as part of a themed outfit.
Kissing booth. Still too subtle? Have a sign offering to pay people to let you kiss them.
There are lots of retired folks who are probably making next to nothing, and they have too much free time.
Many guys (probably girls too) don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
One day a month, an unannounced day, a little old lady will sit in the woman’s bathroom and a little old man in the men’s. When someone tries to leave the little old lady or man will SHOOT the dirty person with a paintball gun.
Thus, the dirty folks are known throughout the world.
You know who not to touch. Also, I giggle.
Secondary Final Result:
I get made fun of for being a 26-year old man giggling in the corner of a bathroom.