There are lots of retired folks who are probably making next to nothing, and they have too much free time.
Many guys (probably girls too) don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
One day a month, an unannounced day, a little old lady will sit in the woman’s bathroom and a little old man in the men’s. When someone tries to leave the little old lady or man will SHOOT the dirty person with a paintball gun.
Thus, the dirty folks are known throughout the world.
You know who not to touch. Also, I giggle.
Secondary Final Result:
I get made fun of for being a 26-year old man giggling in the corner of a bathroom.