The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Breaking NFL News …

The NFL decided, on top of “micing up” some players, to employ some professional lip readers.

Often during games the announcers would say, “well I’m not a lip reader but I think [player/coach] just said [something pertaining to the game.]”

After some deliberation the NFL decided to employ a few professional lip readers to sit with the announcers and provide even more in-depth coverage of football.

Is the NFL full of a bunch of misunderstood intellectuals? No. Here’s a breakdown of what is said:


Enjoy the Super Bowl! Since I don’t care about either team here’s hoping for a close game, and good commercials.

Comments on: "Breaking NFL News …" (5)

  1. DumbFunnery said:

    All right! Thanks for the nice words about the new layout and name … I had been debating this for a while and was second-guessing about the new name choice so I really appreciate it.

  2. Your new blog look is pretty groovy. But then I thought your old blog look was groovy, too. Thank you for the graph on what they’re saying. It’s helped me a lot as I’ve always just heard wah wah wah WAH WAH wah.

    You’re lucky you don’t have to pick a team. All I’ve been asked all day is “stealers or packers”? I don’t know!

  3. First off, I like your new digs…very pleasing to the eye.

    Second, I’m with you on the SB. Neither team is mine! I’ll be watching for the entertainment…

  4. Wow, the new blog is pretty. I love it.

    I also love the “WOOOOO! All day, baby, ALL DAY!” because I imagine that’s what they’re saying pretty much all the time.

  5. Tickle Fight! LOL

    Love the new layout and the name. Pretty killer.

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