The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

I think the Zombie must have heard the phrase ‘water weight’ somewhere.

(I keep finding woman’s health magazines in my apartment. I don’t have the heart to tell the Zombie that diet/exercise tips for humans, let alone human women, probably don’t work for him.)

In the meantime, any sitting water he gets rid of ASAP. I got a cup of water, took a sip, walked away, and when I came back he’d poured it out. And he gave me a dirty look for having left it sitting out.

On the plus side my place seems slightly cleaner. Any dish sitting out is immediately taken to the sink.


Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (6/30/11)" (2)

  1. Maybe there’s a cleaning career for the zombie?

  2. So are you saying there is a redeeming social need for Zombies?
    Sign me up! I want one with a shock necklace though…

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