The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Recently I had my birthday (my year in review video). I am now a 27 year old single, straight guy.

And for about 2.4 seconds I considered getting a cat.

Here’s what happened in those 2.4 seconds:

How others would see me:

  • Oh, I guess he’s stopped trying to date?
  • “Your roommate? … Oh you were kidding. Your ‘roommate’ is a cat … Sure, that’s a good joke. I’ve gotta go now. Forever.”
  • Somebody needs a hug.

Possible Cat Names:

  • Shiny von Stinkface
  • Meowser
  • Gisele Jolie Bieber (I would tell countless cat stories, and those names along with the word ‘cat’ would lead to waaay more hits for my blog)

Weird Frame-Worthy Pictures of My Cat and Me:

  • The cat with a New York Times propped against her, and me playing with a ball of yarn.
  • Have a friend throw the cat at my face – with the picture taken just before my face is scratched off.
  • The cat on a chair, me behind it (like your classic boring couple photo). Talk about fantastically creepy.

Also while looking for weird links for this check THIS OUT. Who knew plenty of fish had a message board, but what a brilliant post! “Do guys with cats stay single forever?” How lovely.

Comments on: "Young Single Guy with a Cat" (2)

  1. Bahahaha I think this is awesome. Cats are cute. Girls like cats. Get a cat! Then you could tell stories about the cat and your zombie roomie…I have a feeling they won’t get along 🙂

  2. That’s alright, I’m 28 and when you hit that next year, it officially becomes ok to have a cat. At least Demi Gomez Perry mews that it is.

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