Remember a while back when I mentioned how for the first time I saw the Zombie eat in my apartment? I had thought it might be bad. Turns out I was right.
I come back from my vacation and I notice two things. One, the Zombie appears to have gained forty pounds (maybe he stayed thin before because he didn’t have a good place to go eat?). And two, slightly more unsettling, there’s a part of a corpse on my kitchen table.
(On the plus side I finally found a use for the massive amounts of junk mail I get. I put it down so the Zombie won’t get the table bloody.)
It’s crazy how much weight he gained! I made a comment, which was rude of me, but I asked the Zombie when the baby was due and he appeared to not like the comment. I can tell you this with some amount of certainty because he ate part of my favorite Playstation 3 game, and he knew exactly what he was doing.
I apologized and he left.
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (10/4/11)" (3)
I hope that actually isn’t a baby in there….
Haha dang … that would’ve been a good idea …
Zombies are sensitive about their figures. Who knew?
Nice to know there’s none of that feeling guilty by association, nonsense with you.
Zombie’s gonna eat, what ya gonna do?