The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/5/11)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This is the 50th postcard!!

Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!

Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.

Bluntly & Sincerely,

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (10/5/11)" (1)

  1. Has it really been 50? To think, just 47 ago your were just starting your first one. Don’t bother checking the math, it’s always right.

    Keep on keeping on (and other backwoods motivational pep talks) eventually she’ll realize what’s she’s been missing by not having you on.

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