The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Ode to Memes

Just as a note, this poem could’ve gone on forever. I did this just for kicks and worked in some of these that amuse me far too much. You sit there, and you think of yourself as a somewhat intelligent person, and then four hours later you realize you’re not (as you’re clicking on yet another dumb video/picture/whatever).

Lastly, if you don’t know what a meme is, you will soon.

Ode to Memes

I can has definition?

A meme is an image, video, etc. that is on a mission

Passed from one person to another til it’s reached your vision

And like Rebecca Black’s Friday

I think it’s here to stay

If you think you understand the meme

It’s not as simple as it may seem

Chemistry Cat can’t help you

Neither can Sad Keanu

You can question the philoosraptor

But he’ll just Rick-Roll you once more

“All your time are belong to us!” the memes say

Y U No realize you’ve just wasted another day?

So just fuuuuuu it

Because like the Loituma Girl it’ll stick despite no wit

(Oh, was that so bad that you want to pick up a bat?

Then you probably don’t want to meet the Nyan Cat)

Yes, internet, it’s to your stupidity that I tip my hat,

Now play me off Keyboard Cat!

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