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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
And God spoke unto Saint Jerome, but He thusly kinda mumbled. Lo, Jerome said, “huh?” and again God spaketh or something. Jerome, thy confus-ed face looking upward said “what?” and God chuckled, for He had said, “loner says what?” and thusly Saint Jerome didn’t get out much.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/18/12)" (1)
Oh Jerome, you’re such a sucker.