My sister and I were talking and we agreed – for single girls, Valentine’s stinks. For guys in a relationship, Valentine’s can definitely stink. In my opinion, on Valentine’s, there are a lot of ways a guy dating someone can fail … but very few ways a girl can fail.
Try and think of a way:
- “Darling, I made reservations for dinner and here you are at home not wearing pants!” This phrase would not be said with anger.
- “You bought me … roses?! But you know I love tulips!” Let’s say a guy actually says this with some anger, solution: the girl wears something slinky.
- “Aww, I’m allergic to these chocolates.” Her response: “crazy news! I’m allergic to … pants.”
So fellas, good luck finding out the magical Valentine’s formula:
Chocolates + flowers + compliments = a lady wearing no pants.
Happy Valentine’s everyone!!
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DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Romance" (3)
I think I messed up the formula, cause I tried it on a random girl on the street and it equaled slap-face. Still another girl actually ended up with three pairs of pants on. I must double check the formula.
Tim, a classic mistake is giving a girl chocolates and saying “though I’m sure you already have lots” … also it’s best not to say “shake!” and then give the girl a chocolate after she shakes your hand.
Finally, some math everyone can use.