The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (6/27/12)

June 27, 2012

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Don’t be fooled by these adorable tigers. They’re diabolical. Right now they’re plotting the destruction of Hopes and Dreams.

Not the concepts … they’re parakeets, named “Hopes” and “Dreams.” They’re REALLY annoying.

I’m actually in on the diabolic plot with them. They’re as evil as they are adorable!

Wish us luck!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

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