The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/19/12)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You would think, based on how colorful and happy this train looks, that it would be full of FREE CANDY! But nope. That may explain this little anecdote:

The train ride was a few hours long. It ambled along, and you just sat there and enjoyed how beautiful the scenery was. I really enjoyed it. Behind my friend and I, a teenage girl was less enthused. “If I ever have to do this again I’ll shoot myself.”

Why so dramatic, teen?

Oh, duh, it’s the misleading candy train that lacks candy.


P.S. Have I mentioned … candy?

Why am I doing this?

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (9/19/12)" (1)

  1. Teenage angst is always looking for a new place or thing to hate…

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