The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/17/12)


Australia Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Australia Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

That wraps up my Australia postcards! I loved the trip and I hope you/the postal employees/your security guards/your intern that’s lowest on the totem pole (hey! Friday can’t come soon enough, riiiiight??) enjoyed these postcards too.

In summary, here’s how I would describe Australia: Australia is that kid in class who was really good looking, but you made yourself feel better by assuming he/she was a jerk … but then it turns out he/she is actually really nice, and smart, too. So you hated him/her until getting invited to their awesome party.


Why am I doing this?

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (10/17/12)" (2)

  1. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Australia was talking behind your back to New Zealand. But don’t take it too hard, they’ve always been a tight knit clique.

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