The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/14/12)

Front

NASA Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres History

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

History is full of great quotes, but you know what it lacks? Narrated rejoinders! “Failure is not an option,” he said with a smirk. “We have nothing to fear, but fear itself,” he said coyly.

See? What fun!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (11/14/12)" (1)

  1. TS Hendrik's avatar

    That’s a hilarious thought. I am so doing that from now on.

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