The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

What’s the most important step in owning any store? (And by most important I mean most fun.) Naming the store!

If I happened to sell Christmas trees, here are some potential names:

  • Tree-diculous
  • If You Don’t Shop Here That’s Tree-Son
  • Tree-t Yo Self
  • The doctor Called, You’re Going Into Tree-Mission!
  • Don’t Just Pine About It
  • Step Aside Vegetarians and Omnivores! – I’m Coniferous
  • Your Windows Pine to be Noticed

Comments on: "If I Owned a Christmas Tree Store" (2)

  1. I keep coming back for the bad jokes. They never disappoint.

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