What’s the most important step in owning any store? (And by most important I mean most fun.) Naming the store!
If I happened to sell Christmas trees, here are some potential names:
- Tree-diculous
- If You Don’t Shop Here That’s Tree-Son
- Tree-t Yo Self
- The doctor Called, You’re Going Into Tree-Mission!
- Don’t Just Pine About It
- Step Aside Vegetarians and Omnivores! – I’m Coniferous
- Your Windows Pine to be Noticed
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Comments on: "If I Owned a Christmas Tree Store" (2)
I keep coming back for the bad jokes. They never disappoint.
haha thanks … You’d get along just fine with my co-workers then.