The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/20/13)


Ellen DeGeneres Hot Dog

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Cleaning can be a boring chore. But here’s a tip – play some music while you do it!

Here’s an equally important tip, DON’T play the theme song from Chariots of Fire because you’ll end up cleaning in slow motion.

It’s a scientific fact.


Why am I doing this?

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