The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

You know what would be the first thing I would do if I had a machine that allowed me to clone people? I would clone Al Roker, and I would try to manipulate the clone a little bit (think Brave New World, or genetic cookbook that allows recipe alteration). Here’s what I would end up with: a gang of Al Rokers!

But why, why you ask! I’ll tell you why. Allow me to introduce you to …

  • Al Smoker

Al Smoker is just like Al Roker, but he is cool. Or maybe has bad acne. Or can’t run so much due to the smoking. You know who makes Al Smoker look good though?

  • Al Toker

He has no idea what’s going on, but he’s pretty happy about it. How does Al Toker support his bad habits given he works eight hours a week at a McDonald’s?

  • Al Broker

What’s that? You think I forgot about today’s blog post til this morning when I was watching the Today show and this was the best I could come up with? Well … I wish Al JOKER was here, because he’d know exactly what to say in response.

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Comments on: "Cloning, and Al Roker" (3)

  1. This is good! I’m sure there’s a player in the group named Al Stroker…

  2. Just in case they all went evil you’d have to create one that could the others. Al Croaker. If needed an assistant who was good at strangling other Als, Al Choker.

    • How could forget them? And Al Choker, when he’s not killing people, is a really good guy to know if you need to learn to drive manual …

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