The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (6/18/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen175b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I think being on a jury could be interesting, enlightening and possibly fun. Other times I think having the picture on this postcard as a shirt and wearing that to court and answering as many questions as possible with a cat pun would be much, much more fun.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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