The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/17/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet if human-eating giants from another planet came to Earth and ate people on giant hot dog buns there would be a moment of comfort because a giant hot dog would probably be pretty comfy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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