DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You take the over/under … My number is 100.

That number is how many restaurant owners in the U.S. gave serious thought to the idea of a Thanksgiving meal deal that comes with a free pair of sweatpants for each customer.

Let me know about your decision via Twitter!

Sincerely,
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?