The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/17/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I had a lot of favorite moments while traveling in Bogota, and I would like to tell you about the dumbest one.

Everywhere around our hotel there were lovely Christmas decorations that had been hung up. One building had, in big, blinking-light letters “JO JO JO.” It took a second before I got it, and then I had to laugh.

My fiancé gave me a look, then said, “no, laugh in Spanish!” “Ah,” I said, “lo siento. Jajajaja!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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