The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/1/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

That wraps up my India postcards. If you would like to hear more, my co-workers, friends and family would be glad to have someone else listen to me ramble.

Need another reason to have me on your show? You got it: I’m pretty tall, so I could change light bulbs with only a 3-step ladder while others might need a regular ladder.

Think it over!

Sincerely, or @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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