DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know that feeling where you write weekly postcards to a celebrity who doesn’t know you or respond but when you go to write you can only find a lame pen and you’re tired and lazy and so you just sorta phone it in? That’s kinda how I feel right now.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?