The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/8/15)

April 8, 2015

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know that feeling where you write weekly postcards to a celebrity who doesn’t know you or respond but when you go to write you can only find a lame pen and you’re tired and lazy and so you just sorta phone it in? That’s kinda how I feel right now.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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