The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/15/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I dream of traveling back in time with a bunch of umbrellas and distributing them to people. Just imagine how far ahead society would be in umbrella technology if only humankind had invented them earlier!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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