The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/29/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I decided to rate, in order of size, the following words which convey size without specificity:

A few
A lot
Like, a gajliion
A ton
A *#&t ton
a gajillion (the word like, above, decreases that)

Rest easy world, things ought to make sense now!

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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