Stressed out? Overworked? Need a break? Due for some relaxation? Overwhelmed by life?
Try relaxing to the maxing with the INDULGENCE 5000!
This new model comes with:
- PS4 or Xbox 1
- Comes with one controller and one game of your choice (not to exceed 60 dollars)
- Exceedingly comfortable chair
- Warning: You may never want to move again
- Feed bag allowing you to do things (like playing video games) while eating, pre-stocked with a milkshake version of the number 10 at Taco Bell
- Drink tube, full of Mountain Dew, with shoulder harness
- 10 pack of adult diapers
- 10 pack of XL wet wipes
- When purchasing the Indulgence 5000, record several voicemails, these will be delivered to your mom’s phone once every three days
- Prevents the family from knowing you have embraced the state of a wallowing farm animal
Don’t hesitate. Get the INDULGENCE 5000 … TODAY!