The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/14/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife did lots of prep work for our recent trip to Peru. She found a trek company for our hike to Machu Picchu, a nice area to stay in Lima, and she brushed up on her Spanish.

BUT, neither of us were prepared for breakfast accompanied by Michael Jackson’s greatest hits … in bossa nova form. No one can (or should) train to handle that.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?


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