The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/13/16)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Theoretically, everyone knows what a bat out of hell sounds like.

What I’m wondering is, what does a bat out of heaven sound like.

Please get back to me ASAP.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/13/16)" (3)

  1. Hmm, I suspect you don’t know what it means because I can’t type the word ‘bat’!

  2. Haha, good question…I mean, do heavenly bays play the harp?

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