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Archive for May, 2016

What Do Lemurs Know That We Don’t?

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Look, this guy clearly has some knowledge of some impending disaster.

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Jeez this guy’s in on it too! I don’t even know if they’re friends or they both just KNOW.

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Oh man is it really that bad??! WHAT IS IT GUYS?

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Ok, well, I’m here. If you decide to let me in on whatever tragic?, shocking?, amazing? secret all of you share, you know where to find me.

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Attn: Ellen (5/4/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s playoff hockey time! The time of year when the people ask: can someone be shy a few teeth, have a beard that birds live in, and look like someone who could spend a few hours staring at foil because it’s shiny … AND be attractive?

And somehow the answer is always yes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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on May 2, 2016