The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (8/31/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week my wife is visiting family, and I’m left with free time for some culinary experiments. For example, how many nights in a row is TOO many nights in a row to have chip dip for dinner? And, how much ice cream do I need to consume before my sweat is sweet instead of salty?

In the meantime, I am the yeti on this postcard and my belly is the fire-breathing dragon.

(Dear Wife,

If you have intercepted the mail: 1, tsp, tsp, that’s postal fraud and 2, please come home soon.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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