The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/14/16)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Football is back! And with it, the celebration of intellectual mediocrity! So and so is big, and strong, and can recognize patterns after being taught for a week. Kudos, guys. You’re on par with dolphins.

That said, I do really love football. Gooooo sport!


Why am I doing this?

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