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With baseball postseason here, or as I call it, ‘even more baseball,’ I’ve got a proposal to improve attendance for MLB’s 726 game season.
Have someone come out with a 9-sided die, roll it, and that’s how many innings the game will be.
“Hey honey, want to watch a bunch of guys stand around for 2 hours, 45 minutes, and sprint randomly for 15 minutes?”
With my improvement:
“Hey honey, want to watch a few innings of baseball, AND get hot dogs!?!”
I’m available for consulting, MLB.
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