The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/19/16)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

With baseball postseason here, or as I call it, ‘even more baseball,’ I’ve got a proposal to improve attendance for MLB’s 726 game season.

Have someone come out with a 9-sided die, roll it, and that’s how many innings the game will be.


“Hey honey, want to watch a bunch of guys stand around for 2 hours, 45 minutes, and sprint randomly for 15 minutes?”

With my improvement:

“Hey honey, want to watch a few innings of baseball, AND get hot dogs!?!”

I’m available for consulting, MLB.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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