DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have discovered something about owning a home – it feels great to do things to make the house nicer, especially when those things take little effort.

Changing one light bulb is for dopes, anyone can do that.

But changing FIVE!? In just one day!? Well, self, you deserve a 3-week break from home improvement work.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?