DumbFunnery

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think a lot of people can and would agree – people watching is great fun. But, people staring, that is not appreciated. I’d like to, once again, apologize for all of the times I have spaced out in public places until someone’s look of terror brought me back to reality.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?