DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like ‘one if by land, two if by sea’ would be a great restaurant name. But here’s the kicker – it’s a donut shop! And I bet you were picturing surf n turf.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. With every dozen donuts you get a side of vegetarian meatloaf … whatever that means.

Why am I doing this?