DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:

1) buy a bunch of fabrics

2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running

Boom! Shredded fabrics!

As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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